Doctor Doctor Jokes

Doctor Doctor Jokes 
Doctor, Doctor I think I need glasses
You certainly do, Sir, this is a fish and chip shop! 

Doctor, Doctor! My son swallowed a pen, what should I do? 
Use a pencil till I get there. 

Doctor, Doctor I think I'm a bell
Take these and if it doesn't help give me a ring! 

Doctor! Doctor! I keep thinking that there's two of me! 
One at a time please.