Wednesday, 27 May 2015

Doctor Doctor Jokes

Doctor Doctor Jokes 
Doctor, Doctor I think I need glasses
You certainly do, Sir, this is a fish and chip shop! 


Doctor, Doctor! My son swallowed a pen, what should I do? 

Use a pencil till I get there. 

Doctor, Doctor I think I'm a bell
Take these and if it doesn't help give me a ring! 


Doctor! Doctor! I keep thinking that there's two of me! 

One at a time please.

Weird Laws

Some places have weird rules
In Thail
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It is illegal to leave your house if you are not wearing any underwear!
You must be wearing a T- shirt While driving!
In SwitzerlandYou are not allowed to leave your clothes out to dry on Sunday!
Its illegal to flush the toilet after 10pm! 
You may not wash your car on Sunday. 
In Italy 
A man could be arrested for wearing a skirt. 
It is illegal to die in a small town in Italy

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Things I love

5 things that I like- 
I love- 
HORSES  
WARRIOR BOOKS 
CATS 
GYM  
ART
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